Hulk Vs. (2009 Video)
Nolan North: Deadpool
Quotes
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Deadpool : Hey! Wait for me!
[Deadpool jumps on a rampaging Hulk]
Deadpool : Who wants snacks? YOU do!
[Deadpool forces a grenade down the Hulk's gullet and then jumps off, landing alongside Wolverine, and the two run down a straight hallway with the Hulk in pursuit]
Deadpool : Logan, I think we lost him!
[the grenade inside the Hulk explodes...]
Deadpool : And they all lived happily ever after, except the Hulk!
Wolverine : Bub... you just made him angrier!
Hulk : Talking man hurt Hulk... HULK RIP OFF TALKING MAN'S HEAD!
Deadpool : My head? Oh, crap...!
Wolverine : He's all yours, Einstein!
[grabs Deadpool and throws him towards the Hulk]
Deadpool : Logan? We're friends! NO! NOOO!
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Deadpool : [falling on Wolverine] BANZAI!
[Wolverine slices Deadpool's arm off]
Deadpool : AAH! Ow! Oh... dude, that is just *not* cool!
[looks at the stump on his body, then his arm some meters away]
Deadpool : Wow! Look at that! Could you give me a hand?
[giggles]
Deadpool : Just kidding! All right... I'll go get it.
[runs to fix his arm back on]
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The Professor : Weapon X is indeed glad to have you back, Logan. We put considerable time and money into you.
Deadpool : And pointy things!
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Bruce Banner : No!
Deadpool : Yes. As in, "Yes, you're going to die." BANG! Just kidding.
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Deadpool : [after being choked by Omega Red] Argh... so not cool... I hate that guy!
[walks towards Wolverine]
Deadpool : Wolverine, you look so sad. Hey, if it makes you feel any better, Lady Deathstrike tried to kill you when you were asleep.
Wolverine : Better than having to listen to you.
Deadpool : Man, does she hate you. I mean, we all hate you, but Deathstrike really, Really, REALLY hates you!
[takes out his gun]
Deadpool : Hey, still have that unbreakable skull?
[Points gun at Wolverine's head and fires. Screen turns black]
Deadpool : Oh... damn it!
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[the Hulk and Wolverine are apprehended with knockout bullets]
Sabretooth : [to Wolverine] Thanks, runt. We've been trying to take him down for weeks.
Deadpool : Hey, Logan, it's me, Deadpool! I shot you...
[Wolverine falls unconscious]
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The Professor : You were our best operative, Wolverine. So disappointing. But you did lead us to Dr. Banner. Of course, you know him better as the Hulk.
Deadpool : [reveals gun and ammo] I shot him in the ass, with one of these!
[Everyone glares at him]
Deadpool : What? I did!
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Deadpool : [looking at the Professor] Well, he's alive, but I think he's going to need some serious TLC.
Sabretooth : The last thing the Professor said before the runt gutted him was for us to kill Wolverine.
Deadpool : Really? Hmm...
[to Omega Red]
Deadpool : You buy that? Yeah, you know, I would think the last thing he said was, "Ah, Sabretooth!"
Omega Red : We kill Wolverine now. That is all that matters.
Deadpool : Whatever you say, ponytail. Who am I to say no to a little murder?
[draws his guns]
Deadpool : [to Team X] Strike a pose!
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Lady Deathstrike : GAIJIN!
Sabretooth : End of the line, runt! Got any last words?
Wolverine : Yeah... TWO!
[Wolverine charges]
Deadpool : [draws his katanas] Let's dance!