- Jen: [Moss is pretending to be Jen's husband at her school reunion] So you remember what to do?
- Moss: Big you up to the max.
- Jen: By...
- Moss: Listing your fictional achievements.
- Jen: And...
- Moss: Saying how lucky I am to have met you and talking about our sweet sex life.
- Jen: Maybe not the last one. We don't want to sound too smug.
- Moss: Hey, if I'm pretending to be married I'm pretending to be sexually active.