- [buying a hot dog in Chicago]
- Stephen Fry - Presenter: No, definitely no hot peppers... I'm completely homosexual when it comes to hot peppers.
- [chatting to younger comedians in Chicago]
- Stephen Fry - Presenter: If, from the vantage point of my elderly position of a 50-year-old, I can offer any advice it is that it is never too late. That the idea that the door closes and "oh gosh, I'm already 30, nothing's happened" is complete nonsense. Actually it's almost that the reverse is true... That a lot of the stars, anyway, I mean George Clooney... That guy, Hugh... The one in "House", whatever his name is...
- Iraqi War veteran (Himself): I love the United States of America, you know. I love my country. But, you know, you look at the name, the *United* States of America... I mean, here, I don't... I hardly see unity, you know?