- Self - Host: Why rehash the same game for years to come when you have your fanbase to do it for you?
- Self - Host: Even with the consistent game releases in the New Super Mario Bros franchise, slapping Super Mario World, Mario Bros. 3, and the original Super Mario into a level creator couldn't hurt. Though it's practically killed the Lunar Magic editing community, one could argue that with the simpler tools and countless levels, Super Mario Maker put a nice twist on the same old song and dance.
- Self - Host: Listen, I wanted to add this award so I can talk about how I wanted to fuck video game characters. That's it. Metal Gear Solid V: The Fuckable Pain gets the award for Strength and Sensitivity.