- George Lucas: Andy, I hear you have hard opinions about my work.
- Andrew Daly: Well, what do you mean, how do you... . well; yeah.
- George Lucas: If anyone knows how comedy works, its the people on our panel tonight.
- Andrew Daly: I agree.
- George Lucas: [On Strange Magic arriving on Disney+] Thats great news if you're a girl, or if there are girls that you know.
- Watto: Lets really put Patrick in his place this week, its time to cut him down a bit; lets take out the knife.
- George Lucas: You can't give no stars to a Star Wars movie because there's already one in the title!
- Andrew Daly: [Arguing with George on Star Wars being for babies] No babies would sit through those two robots wandering through the desert for that long!
- Christine Nangle: [while explaining EMDR to George] Usually when someone brings up acronyms, you don't guess what they are, you wait for them to tell you.
- George Lucas: This is Patrick, he's wearing a shirt that says druthers because he always gets his druthers
- Watto: Apologies in advance
- Andrew Daly: [On Broadcast News] Joan Cusack takes a slam in the pelvis by the mail cart, who could forget that?
- Watto: Someone joined in the last 30 minutes of our last 4 hour episode and they got the gist, so you'll catch on.
- Watto: [On Patricks new Strange Magic poster] I was going to say the same thing! 'Its a quad format poster!'
- George Lucas: I love you, Watto.
- Watto: We have had multiple people who have worked with George come on this show and say 'George, remember how much you love Chilis?'
- Watto: [introducing GLTS After Dark] I'd like to slip into something more comfortable, like Josh Gad's screen-worn Snuggie from 1600 Penn.
- Self - Co-Host: [Responding to George commanding him to draw on his head with toothpaste] If we're not making money, I'm not doing this!
- Andrew Daly: The only notes you ever gave someone I know who you worked with was faster and more intense.
- Christine Nangle: Is that why your museum is shaped like a vibrator?
- Self - Co-Host: [to George] Well, thats a great compliment, but please stay out of my business in the future.