- Hank Hill: Nancy, are you sure you want to leave Dale alone with your son? And your house, which you still owe money on?
- Bobby Hill: That intruder story has me on edge. Used to be the only thing we had to worry about in school is getting pantsed.
- Joseph Gribble: School used to be my time to relax, but now... I'm all on edge!
- Hank Hill: Am I the only one who thinks this story isn't news?
- Bill Dauterive: How can you say that after what happened in Drundle?
- Hank Hill: Nothing happened in Drundle!
- Bill Dauterive: Thank God.
- Hank Hill: I had no idea you could say that word on television, let alone advertise medication for it.
- Joseph Gribble: It's too cold. I can't feel my baby finger.
- Dale Gribble: Are you supposed to feel your baby finger?
- Peggy Hill: I've seen Nancy with her claws out before, but I had no idea she could be like this. I both respect and fear her.
- Peggy Hill: I don't know what to expect from Nancy. Last time we talked, she was full of herself, and domestic champagne.
- Peggy Hill: That's it! It's Dale.
- Hank Hill: Huh?
- Peggy Hill: Dale and all his nonsense keep her so busy, she doesn't have the time or energy to be like she was in Dallas.
- Hank Hill: So Nancy needs Dale more than Dale needs Nancy. Huh. Weird.
- Dale Gribble: [to Bobby riding his bicycle] Vengeance will be mine!
- [Bobby rides up to him]
- Dale Gribble: Retracted.
- Dale Gribble: Nancy, where are you? I can't reach the fire extinguisher and I need it!... and I need new toes.