Rules of Engagement (TV Series)

Russell's Secret (2009)

Patrick Warburton: Jeff Bingham

Quotes 

• Jeff Bingham : When you've been together as long as Audrey and I have it's okay to have separate interests. For instance, she loves going to the theater and I hate it.

  Audrey Bingham : Hating the theater is not an interest. An interest is something you enjoy

  Jeff Bingham : I enjoy hating the theater.

• Adam Rhodes : You know, I've never been to a boat show. What do you do there?

  Jeff Bingham : You look at boats.

  Jennifer : You really didn't see that one coming?

• Audrey Bingham : He has this whole other side that is cultured and kind and sensitive but he won't show it to you cause he's afraid you'll make fun of him

  Russell Dunbar : Thank you, I'm a dead man.

  Audrey Bingham : No. No you are not. Jeff, please tell him you're not gonna tease him.

  Jeff Bingham : Oh I'd only do that so that he'd see it coming a little less.