- Bill Clinton: And I will not allow my finances to screw this up for Hillary, because, if I have said it once, I have said it a thousand times: the last thing I want to do... is screw Hillary.
- Arianna Huffington: The good news is that politics is sexy again. And I should know, I had sexy for breakfast, so... I mean, the only thing sexual about the Bush administration is the war in Iraq. Really! I mean, it's pornographic, this war. We went into a foreign place, totally unprotected, there's a big surge, we don't pull out, it's disgusting!