Flight of the Conchords (TV Series)
A Good Opportunity (2009)
Bret McKenzie: Bret
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Quotes
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Bret : We want to fire you as our manager.
Murray Hewitt : What? What? What's your reasoning, Bret?
Bret : You spend all your time on the crazy dogggz...
Jemaine : ...And you don't really spend any time on us.
Murray Hewitt : Before you came to me, you were poor and you had no gigs. Now look at you.
Bret : We're poor and we've got no gigs.
Jemaine : We're slightly poorer.
Murray Hewitt : Really?
Jemaine : Yeah, Bret's only got one shoe.
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Jemaine : Women love weaving. They love to weave.
Bret : No, weaving is a man's game.
Jemaine : Bret, you put a woman in front of a weaving machine and just watch her go.
Bret : No, honestly my dad weaves, my grandfather was a weaver.
Jemaine : I thought your dad was a sheep lawyer.
Bret : Yeah, during the day, but at night he weaves a lot. I come from a family of weavers.
Jemaine : I've never seen a man weave.
Bret : I love weaving. I'm weaving at the moment, making a pair of trousers.
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Martin Clark : Email me, okay? Martin, underscore, Clark at AOL.com.
Bret : Underscore is your middle name, is it?
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Bret : [from a deleted scene, over the phone] Hi, I'm wondering if you have any gigs available?... Wondering if you have any gigs available?... Gigs. Gigs. For a band?... Yeah... A band. We're a band. A band?... Yeah. Uh... A- a bowl of tuna salad?... Great, okay, um... it's Bret. B...
[He pronounces "r" as "ah"]
Bret : R... R... R... R!... R!...
Jemaine : There's too many 'r' s...
Bret : Ah- Ah-rr... E-T. Yes... That's... OK, that's good.
Jemaine : [quietly] And Jemaine...
Jemaine : Yes, Jemaine is the other guy. Jemaine. Jemaine. Ah, don't- don't worry, just- just use my name... You'll meet him tonight.