- Rochelle: [while leaving the message on the answering machine] Hello. Thank you for calling. No one is available to take your call right now. Please leave a message at the sound of the beep and we'll get back to you as quickly as possible.
- Chris: Well, I just got assigned my "Brother from Another Mother" today. Hope it's not a big hassle.
- Greg Wuliger: Wish I had one. I'd love to be a mentor, to form a lifelong bond, to know if I never did another thing in my life, I'd have made a difference in this world.
- Narrator: Which is why Greg had the happiest pet turtle.
- Narrator: Back at home, my father spent the afternoon with Oprah to get ready for an evening with my mother.
- Narrator: After all was said and done, I found out a few things about James. His real name was Cleavon. He was raised by the streets. And he was still a 12-year-old kid.