Solace (II) (2015)

Jeffrey Dean Morgan: Joe Merriwether

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• Joe Merriwether : In the name of friendship, tell me a joke.

  John Clancy : Me? I don't have any jokes. Okay, just one. This woman, Mrs. Jones, uh... she's suffering from a rare heart condition. Doctor prescribes male hormone to up her testosterone, two pills a day. She takes them and a month later she goes back to the doctor and says, "Doctor, that hormone medicine is doing wonders for my heart. The only problem is I'm growing hair in places I've never grown hair before." He says, "Don't worry about it, Mrs. Jones. Excessive hair is to be expected. Where exactly is this hair growing?" She says, "On my balls, doctor. On my balls."

• Joe Merriwether : [in hospital bed after shooting]  Hell, John! I'm not ready to die. I guess, uh... You know, I'd been planning on it. I've been expecting it for a little bit. But not for a few more months. You know, I... I have so much stuff to do. I want to move Laura to the country. I want to teach my little boy to drive.

  John Clancy : You were always a lousy driver.

  Joe Merriwether : [laughing]  I know.

• [first lines] 

  Joe Merriwether : [sniffing the cigar]  Cuban.

  Agent Katherine Cowles : What's the word, Sawyer?

  Agent Sawyer : Looks like a match.

  Agent Katherine Cowles : [holds up three fingers to Merriwether] 

  Agent Sawyer : [on the phone]  Yeah, it's Joe. We've got a series. Same M O, same signature, no DNA. Not one goddamn shred.