- Sylvia: My horoscope told me I would meet the man of my dreams today.
- Homer Simpson: Well, a horoscope wouldn't lie to a pretty lady.
- Bart Simpson: Hey, knock it off back there.
- Homer Simpson: But we're married.
- Bart Simpson: All right, but keep it PG.
- Homer Simpson: How about R?
- Bart Simpson: PG-13.
- Homer Simpson: Whoo-hoo! Adult situations!
- Sylvia: You want to go limbo?
- Homer Simpson: You mean the dance, or the place where unbaptized babies go? Either way, I'm in.
- Homer Simpson: How many times must I say I'm sorry?
- Marge Simpson: You haven't said you're sorry.
- Homer Simpson: I know. I was hoping the number would be zero.
- Homer Simpson: Here we are.
- Bart Simpson: A log cabin? What am I, Davy Crockett? - Also, who's Davy Crockett?
- Homer Simpson: Kids, this place has very special memories for your mother and me.
- Bart Simpson: Well, leaving right now will become a special memory for me!
- [Lisa chuckles]
- Marge Simpson: [sing-song] They have a pedal car.
- Bart Simpson: [sing-song] Pedal cars suck.
- Lisa Simpson: [sing-song] They're worse than walking.
- Homer Simpson: [sing-song, to Lisa] I'll put a hundred bucks in your college fund.
- Lisa Simpson: [sing-song] I'll take ten bucks now!
- Homer Simpson: [sing-song] I'll steal it back when you're sleeping!
- [gives Bart and Lisa $10 each]
- Patty Bouvier: I can't believe Homer ruined another family picnic.
- Homer Simpson: [offended] Hey! Everybody pees in the pool!
- Selma Bouvier: Not from the diving board!
- Homer Simpson: I never thought I'd say this, but...
- [mumbling to himself]
- Homer Simpson: ... stupid Flanders.
- Homer Simpson: [In a flashback to before they were married, Ned won't let Homer sleep with Marge] But I have urges!
- Ned Flanders: That's just your trouser devil talking.
- Homer Simpson: He's not talking, he's yelling!
- Ned Flanders: Not married? And you were riding two abreast?
- Homer Simpson: I wish! We were riding to a lake.
- Ned Flanders: So, I'm sure you missed Marge last night.
- Homer Simpson: Yeah. I missed her like five times.