The Simpsons (TV Series)
Dangerous Curves (2008)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Marty, Squeaky-Voiced Teen, Grampa Simpson
Quotes
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Sylvia : My horoscope told me I would meet the man of my dreams today.
Homer Simpson : Well, a horoscope wouldn't lie to a pretty lady.
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Bart Simpson : Hey, knock it off back there.
Homer Simpson : But we're married.
Bart Simpson : All right, but keep it PG.
Homer Simpson : How about R?
Bart Simpson : PG-13.
Homer Simpson : Whoo-hoo! Adult situations!
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Sylvia : You want to go limbo?
Homer Simpson : You mean the dance, or the place where unbaptized babies go? Either way, I'm in.
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Homer Simpson : How many times must I say I'm sorry?
Marge Simpson : You haven't said you're sorry.
Homer Simpson : I know. I was hoping the number would be zero.
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Homer Simpson : Here we are.
Bart Simpson : A log cabin? What am I, Davy Crockett? - Also, who's Davy Crockett?
Homer Simpson : Kids, this place has very special memories for your mother and me.
Bart Simpson : Well, leaving right now will become a special memory for me!
[Lisa chuckles]
Marge Simpson : [sing-song] They have a pedal car.
Bart Simpson : [sing-song] Pedal cars suck.
Lisa Simpson : [sing-song] They're worse than walking.
Homer Simpson : [sing-song, to Lisa] I'll put a hundred bucks in your college fund.
Lisa Simpson : [sing-song] I'll take ten bucks now!
Homer Simpson : [sing-song] I'll steal it back when you're sleeping!
[gives Bart and Lisa $10 each]
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Patty Bouvier : I can't believe Homer ruined another family picnic.
Homer Simpson : [offended] Hey! Everybody pees in the pool!
Selma Bouvier : Not from the diving board!
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Homer Simpson : I never thought I'd say this, but...
[mumbling to himself]
Homer Simpson : ... stupid Flanders.
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Homer Simpson : [In a flashback to before they were married, Ned won't let Homer sleep with Marge] But I have urges!
Ned Flanders : That's just your trouser devil talking.
Homer Simpson : He's not talking, he's yelling!
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Ned Flanders : Not married? And you were riding two abreast?
Homer Simpson : I wish! We were riding to a lake.
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Ned Flanders : So, I'm sure you missed Marge last night.
Homer Simpson : Yeah. I missed her like five times.