It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Paddy's Pub: The Worst Bar in Philadelphia (2008)

Charlie Day: Charlie Kelly

Quotes 

• Dennis Reynolds : Oh, it's a new review by Korman!

  Dee Reynolds : [clears throat]  "I woke up in my neighbor's bed with a head wound, yesterday's paper, and an empty bottle of sleeping pills and my nightmare in that putrid shithole of a bar Paddy's Pub finally, mercifully came to an end. The owners all deserve to rot in jail, though having to spend every day with each other in that vile establishment is a decidedly greater punishment. That is why I decided not to press charges, leaving them to live in the hell on earth they've created for themselves for the rest of their pathetic and miserable lives."

  Mac : Ouch.

  Dennis Reynolds : Yeah, really raked us over the coals there, didn't he?

  Mac : Not a good review.

  Dennis Reynolds : It's not a good review.

  Charlie Kelly : He went right for the throat.

  Dennis Reynolds : He sure did. Hey listen, at least he didn't mention our names.

  Mac : Yeah, and no pressing charges which is great.

  Charlie Kelly : Yeah, right, no charges, no names.

  Dennis Reynolds : No charges, no names, that's good.

  Dee Reynolds : ...I don't know why but I'm a little irritated that he didn't mention my name. I work here!

  Charlie Kelly : You feel like he would mention our name, right?

  Dennis Reynolds : I'm incredibly annoyed that he didn't mention my name.

  Mac : I wish I could live with this but I can't...

  Charlie Kelly : It's a story about us!

  Mac : I feel like we gotta go talk to him again.