- Kirk Morris: So tell me, what happened? You two went to bed and uh...
- John Lacey: If you must know Kirk, we never actually made it to the bed.
- Kirk Morris: Ooh! All right, John! A little ouch on the couch.
- John Lacey: Look, nothing happened on the couch.
- Kirk Morris: Ooh, even better. A little hug on the rug? A little smile on the tile? A little roll-eum on the linoleum?
- Mrs. Margie Philbert: Did you wow her in the shower?
- John Lacey: Alright! Now cut it out! Just knock it off.