- Veronica: Hey, can I bum a cigarette?
- Mustache Guy: Yeah, sure.
- ["#2: 'The Guy With The Interesting Mustache - And Beard" flashes on the screen]
- Veronica: Thanks.
- Veronica: [breaking the fourth wall] This is the guy with the interesting mustache. His hobbies include playing the uke, juicing and putting things into mason jars.
- [the Mustache Guy sneezes into his forearm]
- Veronica: Bless you! Do you need a tissue?
- Mustache Guy: Bless you? That's not very PC. And did you say tissue? Next thing you're going to tell me, you drove here in a *car*. They actually have these scooters now that run solely on coconut oil.
- Veronica: [fleeing the room] Goodbye.
- [first lines]
- Tommy: Hey, ladies! Welcome to the par-tay!
- Veronica: Hey, Tommy. You got my car keys?
- Tommy: I got ya covered, because Tommy Toyota... Get it? Yeah, I got the car.
- Veronica: [breaking the fourth wall] This is Tommy.
- ["#1: 'We're Just Friends' Guy" flashes on the screen]
- Veronica: Tommy is secretly in love with one of your best friends. He's usually D.D. and genuinely a nice guy.