Kendell Collins: Mustache Guy

Quotes 

• Veronica : Hey, can I bum a cigarette?

  Mustache Guy : Yeah, sure.

  ["#2: 'The Guy With The Interesting Mustache - And Beard" flashes on the screen] 

  Veronica : Thanks.

  Veronica : [breaking the fourth wall]  This is the guy with the interesting mustache. His hobbies include playing the uke, juicing and putting things into mason jars.

  [the Mustache Guy sneezes into his forearm] 

  Veronica : Bless you! Do you need a tissue?

  Mustache Guy : Bless you? That's not very PC. And did you say tissue? Next thing you're going to tell me, you drove here in a *car*. They actually have these scooters now that run solely on coconut oil.

  Veronica : [fleeing the room]  Goodbye.