- [first lines]
- Tiffany Malloy: Ha.
- [enters school cafeteria shivering]
- Tiffany Malloy: Oh, oh, it is freezing out. This has got to be the coldest winter in California history. They say it's *sixty-four* degrees.
- Amber Moss: With the windchill factor, that's down to sixty-two.
- Barry: It was so cold last night, I would have slept with a *woman*!
- Mr. Floppy: [to the tarted-up haplessly doomed bunny rabbit] Be gentle with me. That way, only one of us will get hurt.
- Jack Malloy: [re the bunny rabbit] Well, Mr. Floppy, how was she?
- Mr. Floppy: I'm not one to kiss and tell, Jack. But since I didn't kiss her, I will tell ya. I did it all, and I did it good, and I lasted longer than the Energizer bunny!
- Tiffany Malloy: [to her parents] Where is Ross? He bit Amber on the arm, and then ran off. Now we've got to give him his shots. Where is the little viper?
- Jennie Malloy: Wise up! He's ten, he's no longer our business.