After Taji bares all for a colonic at a low-rated spa, he braves a sketchy 24-hour bowling alley to give the owner a chance to defend an alleged anti-birthday cake policy.
Taji tries his luck on a fishing boat, but comes up a little dry when the captain 'jumps ship' instead of addressing his bad reviews. Unshaken, Taji challenges the fiery owner of a Russian bath house.
Taji risks a layer of skin to test a dermatologist's bedside manner, and takes his best bud Coolr to an all-you-can-eat buffet that has more negative reviews than food.