- Alastair Kelly: Bill is on paternity leave as of thirty minutes ago, and you need to learn to partner with other people.
- Aidan Walsh: Don't like other people. Like Bill.
- Alastair Kelly: Listen, Bill might be your work husband, but he's actually Heather's real husband, and probably somebody's father right now.
- Shannon: What happened to Bill?
- Aidan Walsh: Bill's wife had a baby.
- Shannon: That's nice, an early Christmas present.
- Aidan Walsh: That's nice for him. I'm stuck with a green partner.
- Shannon: What's the new guy's name?
- Aidan Walsh: Jennifer. Don't make that face.
- Shannon: What? This is just my face!
- Aidan Walsh: I gotta come up with eighteen clues for a scavenger hunt for the twelve days of Christmas.
- Shannon: That sounds like six clues too many.
- Aidan Walsh: Exactly right. And I got a new partner to micromanage. A talker.
- Shannon: Oh, I know how much you love those. Didn't Alastair say you need to be more open to working with others, you know, so you can actually be considered for the Head Game Creator job, be more of a people person?
- Aidan Walsh: You don't have to remember everything I tell you.
- Shannon: Actually, as your sister, I do.
- Emma: You excited to come to the craft fair?
- Aidan Walsh: I'm so excited! We're going to sell so many wreaths. We're going to be so rich!
- Emma: It's a fundraiser.
- Aidan Walsh: That's right.
- Alastair Kelly: Jennifer, this is our shot to finally attract luxury brands! If we rescue this campaign for Wanda, we get a chance at the entire chain. That's 86 hotels across the country. Any reason you can't step in?
- Jennifer Holloway: Me? Uh...
- Alastair Kelly: Personal commitments?
- Jennifer Holloway: No.
- Alastair Kelly: Going on a trip?
- Jennifer Holloway: No.
- Alastair Kelly: Ghosts in the house?
- Jennifer Holloway: No. What?
- Bill: Can't believe I'm going to be a dad.
- Aidan Walsh: I thought it was canned.
- Bill: What?
- Aidan Walsh: I'm kidding. You're gonna be an incredible father. I can't think of a better Christmas gift.
- Aidan Walsh: Everything okay?
- Bill: Heather's due any day. She's having Braxton Hicks contractions, so I don't even know if she's in labor. Should I go home? No, presentation's important, and she's not actually in labor. Right?
- Aidan Walsh: I don't know anything about what you just said. But do you want to go to this meeting?