- Krazy King: [while Ted is "visiting" the baseball glove of his dreams, the sporting goods store owner throws him a slider] I want you to date my daughter.
- Tayler 'Ted' Mark Beene: What?
- Krazy King: My princess is important to me. I want to be sure she's datin' the right kind of fella. There she is right now.
- Tayler 'Ted' Mark Beene: [through the window of the office, a beautiful girl waves at Ted] Whoa. She's gorgeous! What's the catch?
- Krazy King: There's no catch. Just keep her happy and keep her out of trouble. Oh, and while you're at it, why don't you keep this glove!
- [he hands the coveted baseball glove to Ted]
- Tayler 'Ted' Mark Beene: Seriously?
- Krazy King: Yeah. Hey, you do know how to treat this little lady, don't you?
- Tayler 'Ted' Mark Beene: [mesmerized] Yes sir. I'll rub 'er with oil, tie 'er up, and stick 'er under my mattress.
- Tayler 'Ted' Mark Beene: [coming out of the haze] You were talkin' about your daughter, weren't you?
- Krazy King: Mmmm-hmmm.