Quotes
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Colonel Humner : Nick, if you'd a' come here just a couple o' weeks later, you'd have seen something really spectacular.
Nick Chase : What, you're gonna try some Grecian formula.
Colonel Humner : [laughs] Nick, Nick, look at this. It's taken me five years to get the paperwork together, but I'm finally going to get it.
Nick Chase : It?
Colonel Humner : My bathroom.
Nick Chase : You must be awfully uncomfortable.