- [Amos is appreciative of Annie's breakfast]
- Amos Brearly: 'Ey Annie, if I had you as cook I'd open up a few rooms for visitors at t'Woolpack.
- Matt Skilbeck: Didn't know you had any!
- Amos Brearly: Haven't, but t'way village is going it might be worthwhile building a few on. Brewery bloke were down t'other day, looking round.
- Annie Sugden: Going to make it an hotel, are they?
- Amos Brearly: Nay, but they're talking of doing t'place up - modernising, they said.
- Jack Sugden: By which they mean turning it into a real Olde Englishe country pub: plastic oak-beams, red plastic seats and copper-plated hunting horns from Hong Kong.
- Amos Brearly: Well it wouldn't do business any harm. Way city folk are taking up cottages, and they like a bit o'comfort.
- Jack Sugden: Exactly. Imitation country pub for imitation English gentlemen.
- Joe Sugden: With imitation married men staying in them.