The 60th Primetime Emmy Awards (2008 TV Special)

Stephen Colbert: Self - Winner & Presenter

Quotes 

• Jon Stewart : What are you doing?

  Stephen Colbert : I'm sorry, I'm just enjoying these delicious prunes.

  Jon Stewart : Do you need to do that right now, do you need to eat prunes?

  Stephen Colbert : Yes, Jon, I need to. You know what, I think right now America needs a prune. It may not be a young, sexy plum. Granted, it is shrivelled and at times hard to swallow, but this dried-up old fruit has the experience we need.

  Jon Stewart : You know, after eight years of prunes you would think...

  Stephen Colbert : Never enough. What could possibly go wrong?