I'm not a Hollywood fanboy, not a person who demands big budgets and blockbuster effects and have a long history of enjoying independent movies but this is why such films have such a bad name.
Abe's Tomb is a hyper low budget tale that tells the story of a town under siege by vampires and those setting out to stop them.
It looks like it was made using a handicam, most of the actors had this as their first role, the film looks ugly, the film sounds ugly and the whole thing is so bad it becomes a combination of unintentionally funny and genuinely painful to watch.
Common sense should have made the creators class this as a comedy, a slapstick mockery of a vampire film but instead they played it seriously and made something that is the very definition of embarassment.
It's so hard to describe to someone who has never seen a film like this it seriously has to be seen to be believed.
The Good:
Erm......no
The Bad:
Painfully bad acting
Fight scenes are embarassing
Looks plain cheap
Cringe inducing
Things I Learnt From This Movie:
A penny can make you the richest man on the planet
German Lugers are standard police issue
EMT outfits, now designed to be sexy