- Professor John Mycroft: The last thing I remember was debating where the urinals are in the Dog and Duck.
- Brian Lalumaca: Round the back, just like any other animal
- Brian Lalumaca: [during a discussion about the protesters] I only hope they're in the mood for resisting arrest, cause I've got my kicking shoes on!
- Professor John Mycroft: It's revenge time!
- Brian Lalumaca: What are you going to get me to do?
- Professor John Mycroft: [turning to face Brian] isn't it obvious?
- [cut to the corrider, with Brian helping the professor pushing a giant magnet along on a skateboard]
- Brian Lalumaca: No, it isn't, actually!
- Dr. Alex Beenyman: I'm trying to tell them where the nectar is, not appearing in Strictly Come Dancing!
- Professor John Mycroft: What does it say to you, Brian?
- Brian Lalumaca: Sex party at Tony Hart's house?
- Professor John Mycroft: Don't remind me!