A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas (2011)

Neil Patrick Harris: Neil Patrick Harris

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Quotes 

• Gracie : I thought you were gay!

  Neil Patrick Harris : I *am* gay! Gay for that pussy.

• Harold : You still haven't explained the gay thing.

  Kumar : You're not gay, motherfucker!

  Harold : At all.

  Neil Patrick Harris : Yeah that's something us magicians like to call misdirection. Just a little something I picked up from my man, Clay Aiken.

  Kumar : What? Clay Aiken's not gay?

  Neil Patrick Harris : Are you kidding me? Clay's the biggest coos hound I know. That guy gets mad gash.

• David Burtka : I have Fred Savage on speed-dial.

  Neil Patrick Harris : FUCK Savage! That crack is mine!

• Neil Patrick Harris : What did I tell you about using tongue?

  David Burtka : You told me to make it realistic.

  Neil Patrick Harris : Yeah, realistic! Not fucking gay as shit!

• Neil Patrick Harris : Look, don't be alarmed... but I'm gonna squirt some lotion on your back in about... 35 seconds.

• Neil Patrick Harris : You know what? Take mine. I hate that stupid android fuck.

  Kumar : Don't call him that, dude.

  [turns to Wafflebot] 

  Kumar : What's up, Wafflebot? Waffles are awesome. Pancakes suck, right?

  Wafflebot : I hate pancakes.

  Kumar : I know, so do I.

  Wafflebot : Kumar.

• Wafflebot : Would you like a waffle, Mr. Harris?

  Neil Patrick Harris : Shut up! God, I hate this fucking pancake bot thing.

  Kumar : Dude, it's Wafflebot. Not a pancake bot, they're awesome.

  Neil Patrick Harris : Hey, waffle thing! Get the fuck out of my life!

  [kicks Wafflebot] 

  Wafflebot : Ouch!

• Neil Patrick Harris : What can I do for you, my burglars of turd?

  Kumar : How the heck are you still alive?

  Neil Patrick Harris : What are you talking about?

  Harold : We saw you get shot! Remember?

  Neil Patrick Harris : You have to be more specific.

  Kumar : In that whorehouse?

  Harold : In Texas!

  Kumar : You branded a prostitute!

  Harold : Remember?

  Neil Patrick Harris : Oh yeah!