Smallville (TV Series)

Committed (2008)

Tom Welling: Clark Kent

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• Lois Lane : [wakes up hungover on Clark's couch wearing his football jersey]  Smallville?

  Clark Kent : [enters the room loading up a glass of water with alka seltzer]  Good afternoon, Lois. I thought you might need one of these.

  Lois Lane : [looks at the disarray of the room especialy the random articles of clothing laying about before looking at Clark]  Please tell me we didn't...

  [At first Clark looks Lois in confusion but then it dawns on him what she is talking about] 

  Clark Kent : [chuckles]  You're hysterical when you're hungover, Lois. Don't worry you got changed all by yourself. In the middle of the kitchen for like an hour.

  Lois Lane : [attempts to take a sip of her drink but grimaces and puts it down]  I take it I took a little drive on the porcelain highway.

  Clark Kent : It was more like a cross-country trip.

• Clark Kent : [to Lois, about taking the elevator instead of stairs]  Come on. Statistically, this is the safer way to travel.

• [Clark and Lois walk into the jewelry store while pretending to be a couple] 

  Lois Lane : A smile now and then wouldn't kill you.

  Clark Kent : They're in short supply, Lois. I wouldn't want to waste one.

  Jeweler : May I help you?

  Lois Lane : Well, we are finally out ring shopping. Who's the luckiest girl in the world?... I am!

  Clark Kent : Some friends of ours said that your store is the best place in town to find engagement rings.

  Jeweler : Is there a certain piece that you would like to see?

  Lois Lane : Well... How about this one, Pumpkin?

  Clark Kent : Anything you want, Muffin.

  [to the jeweler] 

  Clark Kent : Must be great seeing so many happy couples come through here every day.

  Jeweler : Certainly is. It's very fulfilling helping to solidify the bond between husband and wife.

  [pointing to the ring Clark is holding] 

  Jeweler : Excellent craftsmanship, a perfect circle, no beginning and no end. Try it on and see how it looks.

  Lois Lane : [Lois holds out her hand, but Clark just stares at the ring]  Don't get stage fright, Poodle. You're going to have to do this center stage in front of a packed house sooner than you think.

  [to the jeweler] 

  Lois Lane : He has performance anxiety.

  Jeweler : Would you look at that! A perfect fit.

  Oliver Queen : [entering]  What are you two doing here?

  [Clark and Lois exchange nervous glances] 

  Lois Lane : Oliver... didn't you get the invitation yet?

  Oliver Queen : Invitation to what?

  Lois Lane : [to Clark]  Tell him, Cupcake.

  Clark Kent : Lois and I are... we're getting married.

  Oliver Queen : [laughs, then realizes Clark is serious]  You're just full of surprises lately, aren't you, Clark?

  Lois Lane : I know, right? I mean we've been friends for so long, um, but we just had this one magical night, and we couldn't deny our feelings any longer.

  Oliver Queen : [to Clark]  Is this true?

  Clark Kent : I'm afraid so.

  Lois Lane : [as Clark pushes her out the door]  See you at the wedding!

• Lois Lane : [snatches a glass of champagne off a nearby tray]  Good idea.

  [very drunk] 

  Lois Lane : Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Lois Lane. Most of you know me as Chloe's cousin a.k.a. The Maid of Honor.

  [crowd applaudes] 

  Lois Lane : When Chloe and I were little girls, we made a promise. Neither of us would get married until we found our soul mates. The one person in the whole wide world that we were destined to be with. Which is why you can't take a 10 year old at their word.

  [crowd buzzes with trepidation] 

  Clark Kent : Okay, come on.

  [pulls Lois off her perch] 

  Clark Kent : What I think Lois is trying to say, is that you can't predict when you will find that special someone. And Jimmy is, without a doubt that special someone for Chloe. I've known Chloe since the 8th grade and we've been through a lot together. In all those years, the truth is I have never seen her so happy. Congratulations, to Jimmy and Chloe.

• Lois Lane : Another glass of bubbly?

  [seeing Clark approach] 

  Lois Lane : And throw in a Shirley Temple for the lady.

  Clark Kent : Lois, don't you think you might want to pace yourself?

  Lois Lane : Believe me, Smallville, I am a lot more obnoxious sober, and the last thing anyone wants is me... making a scene at this blessed event. Chloe is barely legal, and she is getting hitched to the first guy who's shown her any attention. Present company excepted. I have suffered enough heartache to know real love when I see it, and looking at those two... I don't know. I don't see it.

  Clark Kent : Are you sure you're not just jealous that your little cousin's beating you to altar?

  Lois Lane : This isn't a competition.

  Clark Kent : Then why are you keeping score?

• Macy : Deep down, underneath it all, do you love this man?

  Clark Kent : Answer the question, Lois. Don't out-think it. Just tell the truth.

  Macy : Do you love him?

  Clark Kent : Tell the truth.

  Macy : Do you love him?

  Lois Lane : [crying softly]  Yes.

• Lois Lane : So, uh, about that test... um...

  Clark Kent : Who would have thought you were such a good liar, huh? I mean, you even beat that machine.

  Lois Lane : Even though I'm a natural master of deception, I needed a little help. I mean, that machine was a piece of Kaiser-era junk.

  Clark Kent : Well, it did work the first time. You know, when you electrocuted me.

  Lois Lane : Exactly. So while he was off playing game show host, I slipped the sensor off my finger. Pretty crafty, huh?

  Clark Kent : So you weren't telling the truth?

  Lois Lane : Please. I mean, we do make a good team. But don't let our cover go to that big old head of yours.

  Clark Kent : I didn't.

  Lois Lane : Good.

  Clark Kent : Great.

  Lois Lane : Let's just be happy that I was under the gun and not you.

  Clark Kent : And why's that?

  Lois Lane : Smallville, everyone knows you're a terrible liar. Who knows where we'd be if you'd answered that question?

• Lois Lane : You didn't have to take care of me last night. I would have been perfectly fine on my own at the Talon.

  Clark Kent : I don't think Chloe and Jimmy would have been up for the Whitesnake sing-along.

  Lois Lane : [realizing]  Chloe! Uh, I was supposed to meet her for a dress fitting first thing this morning.

  Clark Kent : Do you need a ride?

  Lois Lane : You may have held my hair, but I... don't need you to hold my hand, Smallville. This may shock you, but I can still drive a car.

  Clark Kent : Not if it's not here. This may shock you, but you were in no condition to get behind the wheel last night, Lois.

  Lois Lane : [reluctantly grateful]  Thanks for the ride.

• Lois Lane : Chloe?

  Clark Kent : Jimmy?

  Lois Lane : You know what Lois likes to see when she comes home. Pants. Pants on everyone.

• Clark Kent : [seeing the bedroom layout Jimmy had planned]  I had no idea Jimmy was so romantic.

  Lois Lane : [snickering as she shows him a pair of kinky fluffy handcuffs]  Guess the Olsen's not so wholesome.

• Clark Kent : [hearing a voicemail that Chloe and Jimmy's cars have been impounded]  They didn't even come home last night?

  Lois Lane : Then where the hell are they?

• Clark Kent : Lois, I checked the Metropolis and the Smallville hospitals as well as the airport; no sign of Jimmy or Chloe.

  Lois Lane : You covered a lot of ground.

  Clark Kent : We need to find the right people to ask.

• Lois Lane : Chloe and Jimmy aren't the only couple that's gone missing, Clark. At least three couples in the last two weeks have vanished without a trace.

  Clark Kent : All engaged?

  Lois Lane : Credit cards haven't been touched. Phone records show no sign of activity. The list goes on and on. So unless Oprah said eloping was in for fall...

  Clark Kent : They've all been abducted.

  Lois Lane : I called the police. They won't even declare Jimmy and Chloe missing for 24 hours.

• Lois Lane : Jimmy, Chloe, and the other couples all visited the same wedding vendors within the last ten days.

  Clark Kent : A bakery, a jewelry store, and a stationery shop.

  Lois Lane : To name a few.

  Clark Kent : That stationery shop is right around the corner. I'm gonna check it out. I'll call if I find anything.

  Lois Lane : Whoa, no way am I putting my cousin's life in hands of a mild-mannered copy boy. Try to keep up.

• Lois Lane : If this were the last place on Earth and I had to write an SOS, I wouldn't come here for a nib or a quill.

  Clark Kent : Thank you for your time.

  [leading her away] 

  Clark Kent : Lois, we're not gonna get anywhere if you shake down every single person we talk to.

  Lois Lane : He was stonewalling us. You have to put the screws to a perp when the clock is ticking.

  Clark Kent : He was 70 years old, Lois. He spent the night in the hospital. He still had his bracelet on.

• Clark Kent : You should go back to the Daily Planet, see if those background checks we ordered came in.

  Lois Lane : And just what do you plan on doing alone that we can't do together?

  Clark Kent : A lot.

  Lois Lane : Wait a minute. The guy is preying on couples, right?

  Clark Kent : No, don't even go there.

  Lois Lane : So, if we walk in there pretending to be the bait, we'll have him eating out of our hands.

  Clark Kent : No one will believe it, Lois, not even for a second.

• Lois Lane : I swear, if you're this afraid of pretend commitment, what's gonna happen when some poor girl makes the mistake of actually falling for you?

  Clark Kent : This isn't working, Lois. We need to split up. We can track down more leads if we go in opposite directions.

  Lois Lane : And what if you get into trouble?

  Clark Kent : I think I'll be okay.

  Lois Lane : You know, you're drifting dangerously close to cocky.

  [behind her back, he super-speeds away] 

  Lois Lane : What? No snarky comback from the peanut gallery?

  [turning around, she scoffs when she sees he's gone] 

• Clark Kent : You're not avoiding me, are you?

  Lois Lane : Me? Why would I be avoiding you? I was just shopping for wedding gifts for Chloe and Jimmy.

  Clark Kent : Oh. So you're finally on board with the happy couple.

  Lois Lane : Yep. All it took was them passing a madman's electro cosmo death quiz, and I am sold.