Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates My Man (2008)

Tyler James Williams: Chris

Quotes 

• Walter Dickerson : Hey, Chris, I need to talk to you, man.

  Chris : What's up?

  Walter Dickerson : What's up is Coach Thurman's gonna fail me.

  Chris : Fail you? You're, like, the best guy on the team. All you have to do is show up and it's an automatic "A." Why would he fail you?

  Walter Dickerson : Something about me never showing up to class. Look, he's trippin'. I don't know why we need to learn about history anyway. What difference does it make who won World War III? It's over. The Japanese won, and now we have Walkmans.

  Narrator : Thank God Italy won World War IV and we got pizza.

• Greg Wuliger : [to Chris]  Dude, just then, am I crazy or when Dickerson said "my man," was he talking to you?

  Chris : Yeah, he was talking to me.

  Greg Wuliger : That's awesome! You're, like, his number-two guy now. It's like "Chico and the Man", "My Man Godfrey", "Our Man Flint." I can't even imagine. The perks gotta be great.

  Chris : Well, so far the only perk is Caruso saw me earlier and didn't punch me in the face.