Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates Fake IDs (2009)

Tyler James Williams: Chris

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• Chris : [to Greg]  Look, I've been thinking. All I have to do is get out of the house, then maybe we can find a way to get into the show.

  Greg Wuliger : Well, my mother will be drunk and passed out by about 7:00, so getting out of the house won't be a problem. I could be on tour with Van Halen and she wouldn't even notice.

  Narrator : Years later, Greg actually toured with Van Halen for a year as a mike stand.

• Rochelle : [to Chris]  You can go to Greg's on Saturday.

  Chris : What about Dad's party?

  Rochelle : We're not having it.

  Chris : Why not?

  Rochelle : 'Cause your father's a jerk.

  Narrator : The bad news is my parents could get divorced, but the good news is I get to see the Fat Boys.

• Doc : Chris, what the hell are you doing?

  Chris : Beatboxing. It's the new thing. Buffy the Human Beatbox from the Fat Boys is the best.

  Doc : Best at what? Spitting all over everything?

• Greg Wuliger : [to Chris]  I got the tickets. Why do I have to get the IDs?

  Chris : Because if you get busted trying to get fake IDs, you'll get community service. If I get busted, I'm two jail cells down from that guy who shot Reagan.

• Chris : [to Greg]  You got the IDs?

  Greg Wuliger : Is Janet Jackson in control?

  Narrator : Yes, but Michael isn't.

• Chris : Look, Jerome, we just need some passport photos.

  Jerome : You're not cops, are you?

  Greg Wuliger : Why? Is it illegal for cops to have passport photos?

  Jerome : No, but if you knew passport photos meant something else and you were trying to trick me, I'd have to ask if you a cop because legally, you have to say yes and then I wouldn't give you one.

  Narrator : Contrary to popular belief, you needed to be educated if you wanted to drop out and become a criminal.