Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates PSATs (2009)

Kadeem Hardison: Judge Harry Watkins

Quotes 

• Rochelle Rock : [to Judge Watkins]  My son is a good kid! And my husband is innocent! So, you know what? You can take your little Hansel and Gretel and you can shove it up your...

  Judge Harry Watkins : Lady, you are out of order!

  Rochelle Rock : No! You're out of order! You're out of order! This whole trial is out of order!

  Judge Harry Watkins : [to the baliff]  Get her out of here! Get her out of here!

  Rochelle Rock : [as she's being escorted out of the courtroom]  Attica! Attica!

• Judge Harry Watkins : [when he sees Rochelle]  God, not you.

  Chris Rock : You two know each other?

  Rochelle Rock : Yes. He's the so-called judge that threw me in jail after I beat that speeding ticket.

  Judge Harry Watkins : You were in contempt.

  Narrator : She still is.

• Judge Harry Watkins : [to Rochelle]  How about we let bygones be bygones?

  Rochelle Rock : Bye. Gone.

  Narrator : That's how proper black people say, "Let's squash this."

• Rochelle Rock : [after Chris loses his Scholastathon competition] 

  [to Judge Watkins] 

  Rochelle Rock : I hope this doesn't hurt our chances for getting into "Hansel and Gretel."

  Judge Harry Watkins : Oh, your chances aren't hurt.

  Rochelle Rock : Oh, thank God.

  Judge Harry Watkins : They're destroyed, decimated, obliterated, annihilated...

• Judge Harry Watkins : [when he sees Rochelle in his courtroom]  What... what are you, following me around?

  Rochelle Rock : You think I want to be here?

  Judge Harry Watkins : Say the wrong thing and you'll get locked up faster than a door with Jehovah's Witnesses coming.

  Narrator : Just joking, witnesses. We love you guys!