- Denny Crane: [On being allowed to attend a trial in Virginia] Carl, Virginia's a swing state; I've always wanted to swing.
- Carl Sack: Denny...
- Denny Crane: Carl, we need to bond. Hell man, this is our last season.
- Alan Shore: People forgo newspapers for the Internet, where instead of relying on credentialed journalists, they turn to these bloggers... sort of entry-level life-forms, that intellectually have yet to emerge from the primordial ooze...