Flashpoint (TV Series)
Asking for Flowers (2008)
Hugh Dillon: Constable Ed Lane
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Quotes
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Ed Lane : Well, can you go any slower? Well let... do you want to just stop? Let's just stop. I'm cool with that. We'll just stop the car.
Kevin 'Wordy' Wordsworth : What is your problem?
Ed Lane : I don't have a problem.
Kevin 'Wordy' Wordsworth : It's my opinion. All right? Your kid gets into some trouble, you go into the school. You figure it out.
[Ed scoffs quietly]
Kevin 'Wordy' Wordsworth : What? That's how I feel!
Ed Lane : Shelley teach you that?
[Wordy chuckles]
Ed Lane : Just go, go braid some hair, express your emotions. All right, Wordy? Whatever!
Kevin 'Wordy' Wordsworth : No, you know what Shelley taught me?
Ed Lane : No, Wordy, what'd your wife teach ya?
Kevin 'Wordy' Wordsworth : Don't be a victim, don't be a perpetrator, and above all, don't be a bystander.
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Woman (on tv) : You must release me. For if you do not, I cannot be held accountable. My lord, you have shattered my heart. You have awoken my soul...
Mike Scarlatti : [sneaking up on Wordy who's watching tv while on a treadmill] You do! You've awoken my soul!
Sgt. Gregory Parker : [getting on an exercise bike] Wordy, this is the SRU. You can't be watching 'Lady in Waiting.'
Kevin 'Wordy' Wordsworth : It's a good movie. It's historical.
Ed Lane : [walking in] Wow.
Kevin 'Wordy' Wordsworth : I got four women in my house, all right? Anything that helps me get closer to Shelley and my girls - I'm there. If this is what they're watching, I want to know about it. We got no secrets.
Sgt. Gregory Parker : I think you need to shoot something.
Kevin 'Wordy' Wordsworth : Well, after you, Siskel. You're the one that recognized the quote. Oh yeah!
[raises hand to high-five Scarlatti]
Mike Scarlatti : Oh snap!
[high fives Wordy]
Sgt. Gregory Parker : Hey, you know what? It's on freaking Pay-Per-View every hour on the hour, all right?
Kevin 'Wordy' Wordsworth : Well, maybe you and I should sit down, watch it together. Compare our favorite scenes. I can braid your hair.
Mike Scarlatti : That's tricky business.
Kevin 'Wordy' Wordsworth : Oh, not really. Do it for Allie all the time. She's got less hair that either of these two.
Sgt. Gregory Parker : Ow! It's okay. Bring it. Come on!
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Sgt. Gregory Parker : We've got no calls yet, but tonight there's gonna be a full moon so...
Sam Braddock : So?
Sgt. Gregory Parker : So full moons they make people crazy, proven fact so... gonna call tonight patrol night.
Kevin 'Wordy' Wordsworth : Alright.
Mike Scarlatti : Whoo!
Ed Lane : Yes!
Sgt. Gregory Parker : Alright do a little Team One PR, let the city know we're here, keep the bad guys on their toes. Yeah Spike?
Mike Scarlatti : [hand raised] Club district? Me and Lou? What there's all kinds of troubles there all the time.
Sgt. Gregory Parker : Fine patrol happy hour, all those very threatening young women in tube tops, but just uh, button up.
Mike Scarlatti : Sorry.
[buttons up shirt]
Sgt. Gregory Parker : Be good, look good.