- Sasha Waybright: Some general you are. Where's your army?
- Yunan: I had an army once. They slowed me down.
- [repeated line]
- Yunan: I am General Yunan! Scourge of the Sand Wars! Defeater of Ragnar the Wretched! And the Youngest Newt to Ever Achieve the Rank of General in the Great Newtopian Army!
- Hop Pop: Anyway, we were just getting into the nitty-gritty. Now that you guys are back, we can talk about Anne's boyfriend again.
- [Anne kicks Hop Pop off the fwagon again]