The Middleman (TV Series)

The Obsolescent Cryogenic Meltdown (2008)

Matt Keeslar: The Middleman

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• The Middleman : Fire and brimstone! We do not smoke in the Middlemobile!

  Guy Goddard : Why not? Is there something combustible in here?

  The Middleman : Only my temper, when I see a man willingly invite cancer into his body!

  Guy Goddard : Cancer? Everyone knows the Surgeon General is a red dupe.

• Wendy Watson : Every time I get into a relationship, I can always visualize how it's going to end. But with Tyler, I can't. It's totally killing me. Do you have any idea what that's like?

  The Middleman : No. Sounds like something out of one of those hateful independent films. This is exactly why I stick to westerns.

• Guy Goddard : Chickie-baby's never been to a supervillain island lair, has she? Sweet, when a bad man builds a home for a world-destroying ray, the first thing he buys...

  The Middleman : Are an automated missile defense package...

  Guy Goddard : Barrier mines...

  The Middleman : Android guards who will keep protecting the island centuries after the supervillain has died...

  Guy Goddard : And a lot of Scandinavian furniture.