Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie (2009)
Jon Cryer: Alan Harper
Quotes
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Alan Harper : This is so nice! A private, intimate dinner for just the two of us.
[Acts surprised as he enters the room]
Alan Harper : Oh, my God! You guys!
Alan Harper : [after seeing an empty table] There's nobody here.
Melissa : I don't understand it. I told them to be here an hour ago.
Alan Harper : Yeah, well, what are you gonna do? My family are a bunch of thoughtless, selfish buttwipes!
[Alan sees Charlie, Berta, Jake and Evelyn at the door, where they hear his comments]
Charlie Harper : Surprise.