Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie (2009)
Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper
Quotes
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Charlie Harper : I can't believe it.
Jake Harper : Believe what?
Charlie Harper : I think I miss him.
Jake Harper : Miss who?
Charlie Harper : Your father.
Jake Harper : Oh.
Charlie Harper : What about you?
Jake Harper : What about me, what?
Charlie Harper : Do you miss him?
Jake Harper : Who?
Charlie Harper : Your father!
Jake Harper : Why? Where is he?
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Melissa : Alan's birthday is next Saturday.
Charlie Harper : Really? I don't think so.
Melissa : Yeppers! He's gonna be 40.
Charlie Harper : Wow, that is so weird. My baby brother's gonna be 40!
Melissa : How old are you?
Charlie Harper : 39.
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Alan Harper : This is so nice! A private, intimate dinner for just the two of us.
[Acts surprised as he enters the room]
Alan Harper : Oh, my God! You guys!
Alan Harper : [after seeing an empty table] There's nobody here.
Melissa : I don't understand it. I told them to be here an hour ago.
Alan Harper : Yeah, well, what are you gonna do? My family are a bunch of thoughtless, selfish buttwipes!
[Alan sees Charlie, Berta, Jake and Evelyn at the door, where they hear his comments]
Charlie Harper : Surprise.