Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited (2008)
Jon Cryer: Alan Harper
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Quotes
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Alan Harper : I'm not gonna make it, Charlie.
Charlie Harper : [with a knowing smile] Didn't think you would.
Alan Harper : No goals, no challenges, no... no gut-wrenching fears driving me forward. I mean, how do you stand it?
Charlie Harper : Me? Well, I have kind of an existential philosophy that shapes my outlook. It involves a willingness to let life carry me along in its wake as I contemplate its infinite mystery. Plus I drink and take a lot of naps.