- Teresa Lisbon: Where is everyone?
- Grace Van Pelt: Weird. They all called in to sign out. Jane wasn't feeling well. Rigsby had a hot date. And Cho's got Kings tickets.
- Teresa Lisbon: Son of a...
- Grace Van Pelt: What?
- Teresa Lisbon: Jane doesn't get sick. Rigsby's not on a date because he's in love with you. And the Kings aren't playing tonight.
- Grace Van Pelt: You know about that?
- Teresa Lisbon: Yeah. They're on an east coast road trip, they're playing the Knicks tomorrow night.
- Grace Van Pelt: No, I mean about Rigsby. How do you know about that?
- Teresa Lisbon: Everybody knows about that. The Attorney General knows that.
- Patrick Jane: May I borrow it for a while?
- Rob Wallace: Uh, I don't know about that. How - how do I know I'm going to get it back?
- Patrick Jane: Uh, let me put it to you this way. Lend it to me, or Agent Van Pelt here will take you and the painting back to Sacramento, and keep you there. And ask you mind numbing questions for hours and hours on end... Thank you.
- Teresa Lisbon: Arlov controls an oil pipeline this country needs. It's a National Security issue.
- Wayne Rigsby: Another argument for energy independence there.
- Patrick Jane: Where's he staying?
- Teresa Lisbon: I repeat: do not touch!
- Patrick Jane: Oh no. No. No touching. I promise.
- Patrick Jane: For what it's worth. I, uh, I just wanted to apologize for my pious rant earlier. I needed a pretext to burn the picture and your family dysfunction became it.
- A.P. Caid: No sir, no apology needed. There was some good hard truth in what you said.
- Frank Schiappa: [referring to Jane] Who is this guy?
- Teresa Lisbon: He's a pain in the ass. But he's making sense. You sure you don't want to change your story?
- Rob Wallace: [thinks Jane and Grace are engaged] Ok I'm just going to say it. Are you sure about marrying this guy? I mean, he kind of appears to be a jerk. I mean - no offense.
- Grace Van Pelt: Oh no. Yes. I'm not marrying him. That's no. Don't worry about that. Not gonna happen.
- A.P. Caid: I told Harry to get a copy made on the hush-hush. I mean, what kind of idiot is gonna put $50,000,000 on his wall so anybody can steal it?
- Teresa Lisbon: The painting that was stolen is a fake?
- A.P. Caid: Damn right it was. Now, the real one is in my private vault.
- Kathryn Hawkes: With all due respect, A. P., the art here is my responsibility.
- A.P. Caid: Katheryn, the fewer people who knew the better. 'Sides paid off, didn't it?
- [Chuckles]
- A.P. Caid: I mean right now there's some thieving son of a bitch out there who spent a whole lot of money on junk.
- Stevie Caid: Daddy, Harry's dead.
- A.P. Caid: Oh baby, I know. I'm sorry. I know it's too sad. But uh, you know, I did like that kid.
- Teresa Lisbon: I wanna get Harry Lashley's killer as much as you do. But we cannot go after Arlov. The State Department...
- Patrick Jane: A fig to the State Department.
- Wayne Rigsby: I agree. Screw 'em.
- Teresa Lisbon: That attitude is why *I'm* in charge and you guys aren't.
- Patrick Jane: I showed you my identification to discourage you from killing me or torturing me or something. You might not get arrested for it, but you sure will make some kind of fuss.
- Shirali Arlov: I don't mind fuss. Anything to avoid boredom.