- Kimball Cho: Look, a goat. Goats are signs of Satan.
- Teresa Lisbon: So petting zoos are like gateways to Hell?
- Kimball Cho: Pretty much.
- Kimball Cho: If dark forces did exist, stands to reason there could be people who control them for their own ends.
- Patrick Jane: They're called investment bankers, and they don't live around here.
- Teresa Lisbon: Minelli says we can go in. The warrant's on its way.
- [Jane starts working on the door]
- Teresa Lisbon: Let's do this.
- Kimball Cho: Bet you can't do it in fiv...
- [Jane picks the lock]
- Kimball Cho: Never mind.
- Patrick Jane: Life is a million to one. The universe is one big coincidence. Cosmically improbable coincidences happen all the time. We just don't notice them all.
- Kimball Cho: Or she's a witch.
- Tamzin Dove: Killing spells are secret. But this is a public binding spell and it's similar. What's your name?
- Kimball Cho: What's it to you?
- Patrick Jane: Kimball Cho.
- Kimball Cho: Hey!
- Wayne Rigsby: It's just a silly alternative lifestyle: like Star Trek or yoga.
- Grace Van Pelt: I do yoga.
- [Rigsby clears his throat]
- Wayne Rigsby: Oh my god! Where's my food?
- [holding up a bag of carrots]
- Wayne Rigsby: What is this?
- Grace Van Pelt: That is healthy and nutritious snacking.
- Wayne Rigsby: I'm going to die.
- [Van Pelt chuckles sarcastically]
- Wayne Rigsby: Seriously, I'm allergic to carrots.
- Coach Dieter: You made that sound like I'm a sex molester or something. I smacked a couple kids because they needed an attitude adjustment. Their panty-waist parents made an issue of it.
- Wayne Rigsby: That's okay then?
- Coach Dieter: That's football.
- Wayne Rigsby: Laid out by a kid, huh?
- Coach Dieter: It was a lucky punch.
- Wayne Rigsby: So your own student beats you up and you don't tell anyone?
- Coach Dieter: It was no big deal.
- Brad Elkins: Go away!
- Patrick Jane: I can't I wish I could. It's my job to help people until we get to the truth.
- Brad Elkins: Yeah, well, good luck with that.
- Patrick Jane: Relax. No such thing as witches.
- Kimball Cho: Yeah, it's easy for you to say. Weird witch lady didn't burn you in effigy and bind you to her power.
- Kimball Cho: "Kimball", she says, "you shall kneel before the lord of beasts".
- Wayne Rigsby: That's scary.
- Kimball Cho: Yeah.
- Wayne Rigsby: ...If you're a 12 year old girl at her first sleep-away camp.
- Kimball Cho: You had to be there.