How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
The Possimpible (2009)
Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson
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Quotes
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Robin Scherbatsky : I can't break 15 bricks with my forehead.
Barney Stinson : Robin, it's not 1950 anymore. Yes, you can.
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Barney Stinson : That's what corporate America wants: people who seem like bold risk takers, but never actually do anything.
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Barney Stinson : Lottery girl's on!
Robin Scherbatsky : I just feel sorry for these women. This is where broadcast careers go to die.
Barney Stinson : Check it out, I made a little game.
Lottery Girl : And tonight's lotto numbers are: 19...
Barney Stinson : Age you moved to New York after a photographer "discovered" you at a food court and said he would get you into Vogue Magazine.
Lottery Girl : 53...
Barney Stinson : Number of semi-nude pictures he took of you before you realized he had no connection to Vogue Magazine.
Lottery Girl : 22...
Barney Stinson : Age you claim you are.
Lottery Girl : 31...
Barney Stinson : Age you actually are.
Lottery Girl : 45...
Barney Stinson : Number of minutes it would take me to get you into a cab, out of your dress and into my Jacuzzi.
Lottery Girl : And tonight's Super Big Ball is...
Barney Stinson : What happens after we get out of the Jacuzzi. What Up!
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Barney Stinson : All my life I have dared to go past what is possible.
Interviewer : To the impossible?
Barney Stinson : Actually, past that. To the place where the possible and the impossible meet, to become... the possimpible.
Lily Aldrin : [Sarcastic] The possimpible? Really?
Barney Stinson : Inventing your own word shows creativity and vision-Visitivity.