Criminal Minds (TV Series)
Memoriam (2008)
Matthew Gray Gubler: Dr. Spencer Reid
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Quotes
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Penelope Garcia : Oh, Will he looks just like you.
Detective William LaMontagne Jr. : Let's hope he grows out of that.
Emily Prentiss : Just as long as he doesn't inherit the accent.
Dr. Spencer Reid : [from outside the door] Is there room for one more in here?
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : Spence, hi.
Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner : [to Reid as he enters] Welcome back.
Dr. Spencer Reid : Thanks.
[looks at Henry]
Dr. Spencer Reid : Wow.
[to Will, extending his hand]
Dr. Spencer Reid : Congratulations.
Detective William LaMontagne Jr. : [takes Reid's hand] Thank you.
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : [to Reid] How is it that I just went through 15 hours of labor and... you look worse than I do?
[laughs]
Dr. Spencer Reid : Don't be ridiculous. You look beautiful.
Detective William LaMontagne Jr. : Well I could sure use some coffee. Anyone else?
Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner : Sure.
Detective William LaMontagne Jr. : My treat.
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : [after Will, Hotch, Prentiss and Garcia leave; to Reid] You okay?
Dr. Spencer Reid : Wow. Yeah, yeah.
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : You sure? Because there's something I wanted to ask you, but, it can wait.
Dr. Spencer Reid : What is it?
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : Will and I were talking and... we want you to be Henry's Godfather.
Dr. Spencer Reid : I don't - I mean, I don't know...
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : Here. You wanna hold him. It's okay.
[hands Henry to Reid]
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : Watch his head.
Dr. Spencer Reid : Hi. Hello Henry.
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : If anything happens to us, it's up to you and Garcia to make sure this boy gets into Yale.
Dr. Spencer Reid : Ooh. Yale. Yale! Do you wanna go to Yale, Henry? That was your Godfather's safety school.
[whispers]
Dr. Spencer Reid : Don't worry, I can get you into Cal Tech with one phone call.
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Dr. Spencer Reid : [walks into his hotel room with a box, surprised to see Rossi and Morgan there] What are you guys doing here?
Derek Morgan : Hey. What's it look like we're doing?
Dr. Spencer Reid : Uh, breaking into my room and watching Days of Our Lives.
David Rossi : The Young and the Restless.
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Dr. Spencer Reid : [closing quote, voiceover] "There is no refuge from memory and remorse in this world. The spirits of our foolish deeds haunt us with or without repentance." - Gilbert Parker.
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David Rossi : [referring to Reid's father] He's keeping tabs on you. That's saying something.
Dr. Spencer Reid : Yeah, and he Googled me. That makes up for everything.
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Dr. Spencer Reid : What did you find?
Penelope Garcia : Well, let me tell you first what I didn't find: no kiddy porn, no membership to illicit websites, no dubious emails, no chat room history.
Dr. Spencer Reid : What about his finances?
Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner : We went back ten years, no questionable transaction that we can find.
Emily Prentiss : Well, he did buy a ticket to see Celine Dion 6 months ago, but I think we can overlook that.
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Dr. Spencer Reid : [opening quote, voiceover] "What was silent in the father speaks in the son, and often I found in the son the unveiled secret of the father." - Frederich Nietzsche.
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Dr. Spencer Reid : We can't get a warrant, so we have to go this under the radar on this one, Garcia.
Penelope Garcia : You want to hack your father's network? You're sure about this?
Dr. Spencer Reid : I really wish people would stop asking me that.
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Dr. Spencer Reid : [to Diana] Did Dad like kids?
Diana Reid : Well, yes. If it were up to him, you would have a house full of brothers and sisters.
Dr. Spencer Reid : So you didn't want more children?
Diana Reid : Why would I mess with perfection?
[winks]
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Dr. Spencer Reid : [a woman is chatting to Dr. Reid as he's sitting at a poker machine, and she lights up a cigarette] Six minutes.
Adrianna : Excuse me?
Dr. Spencer Reid : Ah, it was something I used to say to my mom to try to get her to quit smoking. A cigarette takes six minutes off your life, so every time she'd light one, I'd say "It's six minutes less that I get to spend with you."
Adrianna : Aww. Did it work?
Dr. Spencer Reid : [Smiles] No.
Adrianna : 'Cause I've tried it all; the gum, the patch. Nothing works.
Dr. Spencer Reid : You should try hypnosis. They've had... had a lot of success in...
[trails off in realisation]
Adrianna : Tell you what. I'll put mine out if you buy me a drink?
Derek Morgan : [Appears with Rossi and interrupts] Ah, not today, sweetheart.
[to Reid]
Derek Morgan : We've been looking all over the place for you. Come on.
[Reid gets up and starts towards the exit with Morgan and Rossi]
Adrianna : [Looks at the poker machine] Hey, you won, like, $2000 dollars here!
Dr. Spencer Reid : Keep it.
David Rossi : You do realise you just gave two grand to a hooker?
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Dr. Spencer Reid : My mind is sending me signals. I can't ignore them anymore.
David Rossi : Mixed signals. That's what the subconscious is all about. You know that.