Holmes & Watson (2018)

Pam Ferris: Queen Victoria

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Quotes 

• Watson : [holding the camera by its tripod]  Your Majesty, do you think I could have a picture of us together?

  Queen Victoria : But who is going to take the photograph?

  Watson : Oh, no, I'll take the photograph. You see, it's a type of a self-photograph. I can take it, and I will be in it also.

  Holmes : You know what? I find, to take the most attractive photographs, you need to purse your lips together like a duck-billed platypus.

  Watson : Platypus face. Chins up.

  [pursing lips with Watson] 

  Watson : Hey.

  Holmes : Hey. Hey, girl. You know, maybe over by the window. The lighting's much better there.

  Watson : Yes, yes, capital idea.

  [swinging the camera into the Queen's face, knocking her out] 

  Watson : Oh, God.