Lauren Treacy: [to Amy] And I would go to a doctor before you go to whoever this guy is. There may be something else wrong with you that's making you test positive for pregnancy even though you're not pregnant.
Madison Cooperstein: Like the monkey pox or a flesh-eating virus. That would be a relief.
Amy Juergens: No, no, no, it would. She's right. I'm calling my doctor.
Lauren Treacy: You're calling? Don't you think your mother should do that?
Amy Juergens: You don't think I'm telling my mother about this, do you?
Lauren Treacy: You have to. Either you're sick or you're pregnant. She's gonna find out sooner or later.
Madison Cooperstein: Why?
Lauren Treacy: Because she'll either die or have a baby.