- Niles Caulder: Cliff, I need you. Dorothy needs you.
- Cliff Steele: In case I haven't been clear, fuck Dorothy!
- Cliff Steele: So her imaginary friends took out two of Jane's imaginary selves. Do we need to have an imaginary intervention?
- Larry Trainor: But there's something else you should see.
- Cliff Steele: Is it Dorothy playing dress-up with Rita's skin?
- Victor Stone: Yeah, I'm skipping over a pocket universe and a donkey. A world-ending cult, a world-saving cult, a secret government branch that housed a pack of flesh-eating butts...
- Roni Evers: Wait, are you being for real right now?
- Larry Trainor: My son killed himself because he was obsessed with his absentee father. And if that's not worth being tormented by, I don't know what is.