The Office (TV Series)
Stress Relief (2009)
Andy Buckley: David Wallace
Quotes
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Michael Scott : Dwight. We are not mad, we are just disappointed.
David Wallace : No, we are mad.
Michael Scott : Yes, we are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Dwight Schrute : Thank you.
David Wallace : No, we're not.
Michael Scott : I am not a mind reader, David.
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[Michael and Dwight are meeting with David, their immediate superior, regarding the disastrous fire drill that nearly killed Stanley]
David Wallace : How could you possibly think this is a good idea?
David Wallace : A lot of ideas were not appreciated in their time.
Michael Scott : Electricity.
Dwight Schrute : Shampoo.
David Wallace : You could've burned down the whole building.
Dwight Schrute : I just want to say for the record, I did not kill anyone. Stanley was attacked by his own heart. And he should be released from the hospital and back in the office in a couple days.
David Wallace : Did you shout "fire" causing a panic?
Dwight Schrute : Yes, I shouted "fire"! I shouted many things! I also shouted instructions on how to get out of the building, so you can imagine my frustration as safety officer when nobody would heed of what -- heeded...
Michael Scott : Hed. Hedded.
Dwight Schrute : When no one hedded...
Michael Scott : Take hedded of.
Dwight Schrute : N- no one would take hedded of my instructions.
Michael Scott : Heed. Heed.