- Dr. Archie Morris: That is an ER attending coding on the table, and this is not a teaching case. So please, turn around, walk out, get your attending, and come back now.
- Dr. Emily Haverman: I'm sure Dr. Wheeler would prefer if I at least examined...
- Dr. Archie Morris: I'm trying to remain professional here, Emily, but if you're not walking away from me within three seconds, I swear to God, I may start doing compressions on your head!
- Jerry Markovic: All right, you got us both in frame there, Boris?
- Boris: Composition not ideal. You are freakishly tall, and Frank's head is square like block of wood.
- Frank Martin: What you're about to see is a document of those who serve as the gatekeepers. My name is Martin... Frank Martin.
- Jerry Markovic: Jerry Markovic.
- Frank Martin: The few, the proud...
- Frank Martin, Jerry Markovic: The desk clerks!