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Bones (TV Series)
The Con Man in the Meth Lab (2008)
David Boreanaz: Seeley Booth
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Quotes
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Special Agent Seeley Booth : Nice hat, huh. Come on, I'll take you back to the lab.
Dr. Temperance Brennan : What happened with your RECO bust?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : [Looks at her] Nothing. Why?
[laughs shortly]
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Have you been talking to Cam?
Dr. Temperance Brennan : No. Did you do something wrong?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : [Defensively] "What do you mean?
Dr. Temperance Brennan : Well you didn't get the credit you deserved. What did you do?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Life is not always about credit.
Dr. Temperance Brennan : Well, that's not what you said before. You said life was all about credit and that you were going to Hawaii and they were going to put you on a coin...
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Alright, let's just forget about, ok Bones? Forget about it.
[Walks away]
Dr. Temperance Brennan : Jared warned me that you tend to sabotage yourself.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : [Sarcastically] *Jared* said that?
Dr. Temperance Brennan : Mm-hmm. He said that you're afraid of success.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : [Angry] Hm. So basically, I'm a loser.
Dr. Temperance Brennan : No, he never said the word loser.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : [Walks up to her] Do you think I'm a loser? Like that guy in there? Some clown in some dumbass uniform who basically can't do anything better? Is *that* what you think?
Dr. Temperance Brennan : Well, anthropologically, males tend to rank themselves into a hierarchy. There is no shame in not being at the top of the hierarchy.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : [Furious] You're not answering the question, Bones. Answer *my* question.
[They stare at each other. Phone rings after a tense silence. He doesn't take his eyes off her and picks up his phone]
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Booth.
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Special Agent Seeley Booth : Any idea how the body got in there?
State Police Instructor : I guess anybody could have done it any time in the last three days.
Dr. Temperance Brennan : Male. 45 to 50 years old. Do we know where the rest of the remains are?
State Police Instructor : [Indicating all around them] Yes. One leg is over there. The other's over there. And the arm is over there. Did I kill this man?
Dr. Temperance Brennan : No.
State Police Instructor : [sighing with relief] Okay.
Dr. Temperance Brennan : This man was shot in the chest.
State Police Instructor : [to Booth, shaken] Would you be at all upset if I had a little cry?
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Jared Booth : So who else have you got for me Seely?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : What am I? Your pimp?
Jared Booth : Don't think I'm not appreciative.
Dr. Temperance Brennan : Well Clark's got everything under control, so I can go.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : What?
Jared Booth : Really?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Huh?
Jared Booth : Why, thank you.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : [to Bones] No.
Jared Booth : Wha - uh - wait, this is Bones, right? Not some ugly FBI woman with a mustache.
Dr. Temperance Brennan : I don't have a mustache, Jared.
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Special Agent Seeley Booth : I don't wanna talk about my brother.
Dr. Temperance Brennan : Would you prefer Sweets do it?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : I'm listening.
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Jared Booth : Camille ?
Dr. Camille Saroyan : Jarhead! It's really you.
Jared Booth : Jarheads are Marines. I'm a lieutenant commander in the Navy. Not an acceptable mistake.
Dr. Camille Saroyan : He's getting so big. Soon he'll be wanting a later curfew and a car of his own.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Jared, this here is my partner, Dr. Temperance Brennan. That back there is a squint. Bones, this is my little brother.
Jared Booth : Bones ?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Dr. Brennan.
Dr. Temperance Brennan : It is nice to meet you, Jarhead. I can see the family resemblance. Your facial structure is even more symmetrical than Booth's.
Jared Booth : Is she coming on to me ?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : No. It's just the way she talks.