- Dr. Jack Hodgins: [giving a toast at the wake] This is a sad day for all of us, but I think it's important that we remember what we loved about Hank, you know? His sense of humor, of course. He was always quick with a joke, good or bad. Usually bad. But he-
- [notices Booth and Bones stealing the body]
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Oh, my God! Uuuuh-oh, my God, Hank. Ah- Hank is- Hank-Hank is-He's leaving us. Where is he going from here? Who knows?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: When I inevitably drop dead before you. I'd like you come out and spend some time and talk to me every once in a while.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I'll feel foolish knowing you can't hear me.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Promise.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: ...I promise.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Hey, there you go. Huh? You agreed. I didn't think you would agree. Now, why did you agree?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I believe that if I pretended you were still here. I would feel better for a moment. Also speaking to you would require me to figuratively look at myself through your eyes, again temporarily. And I think that would make me live my life more successfully.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: You know what Bones? That's the best thing that anyone has ever said about me.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Okay, we stole Hank's body in order to confirm he was murdered.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan, Special Agent Seeley Booth: Translated!
- Dr. Lance Sweets: You're totally yanking my chain!
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Just make sure when they put me in the ground, I'm dead.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No problem.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Maybe uh, you know, leave my body our for a few hours and check on me every once in a while.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I'd rather refrigerate, or you'd start to smell.
- Angela Montenegro: Hey, you stole the body?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: No. No. No. No. We didn't steal it, you see? We *borrowed* it. Okay? Cam and Bones think it was translated.
- Angela Montenegro: Uh, what?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Translated. It's code for murder. That's how we're saying it today. Translated.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: There are no such things as zombies. Just an island superstition.
- Dr. Jonah Amayo: And now you've managed to insult an entire culture and their belief system.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: She does that to everyone.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Drink up will ya.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Why?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Cause I'm hoping that you're gonna pass out.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: I'm done. I'm going to need some transport for me an my friend.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: What friend?
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: I meant Hank. I was being oblique.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Right after we get back from sushi.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Sushi? You're going for sushi?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Oh, do you think Barney killed Hank?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Why don't you ask him?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Why? Is it because I'm an attractive, sexy, young woman who can loosen his tongue?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Oh definitely, of course there's that. Plus he wants you to publish his book.
- Angela Montenegro: [while using Booth's computer] So while I'm in here, mind if I erase a few parking tickets?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Tell you what, you know I'm not going to relax until we get Hank's body back in that casket. All right?