- Jack Donaghy: You can't give up now. Did Jackie Jormp-Jomp give up when those vampires attacked Woodstox?
- Liz Lemon: No, I just - I need a little more time off. I'm on Humanity Leave.
- Jack Donaghy: Good God, what Indigo Girls song is that from?
- Liz Lemon: Syllabus Of Us, off "Vagabonds, Martyrs and Quilts".
- Tracy Jordan: Friendship and trust in the entourage is the most important thing. Like on that HBO show, "John Adams."
- Jack Donaghy: Wait, you're dating one of the dancers?
- Kenneth Parcell: Oh, no sir, I actually haven't spoken to her yet, but I have a long term plan to marry her and I wanted the company to be aware of my intentions.
- Jack Donaghy: I see. I'll be sure to mention that at the next board meeting.
- Kenneth Parcell: Thank you, sir. Also, I don't know if this is harassment, but someone at the Today Show made me eat an unripe banana in front of her.
- Jenna Maroney: The Kids Choice Awards? Fine, I'll set aside my feud with Raven-Symoné for one day... but she knows what she did.
- Jenna Maroney: Do you need a sex tape release? Because I've got a weird one. It's night vision and you can see that his buddy is robbing me.
- Kenneth Parcell: Has anyone looked at this sexual harassment stuff they gave us?
- Tracy Jordan: I don't need to read it. The whole thing is loosely based on a evening I spent with Isiah Thomas.
- Kenneth Parcell: No wonder Liz got busted. According to this, you can't do anything without it being considered harassment. Did you know you have to report in-office relationships?
- Kenneth Parcell: Is that true?
- Frank Rossitano: It's the first thing listed. Have you read this?
- Kenneth Parcell: Well, I wanted to, because it's full of rules, but Miss Vieira made me throw it away. And said pretty boys like me shouldn't be filling their heads with ideas.
- Cerie: Hi, Frank.
- Frank Rossitano: [can't think of anything to say] Coworker.
- Kenneth Parcell: [reads the manual, "Sexual Harassment in the Workplace"] Ugh, Miss Vieira!